Gnolls and Goblins

You got a problem? Gnolls, and bugbears, and a horde of goblins Grab a scroll of sending and Call Antlem Meyhem 'cause you know we'll stop 'em You got a criminal shut down your place? When the show's on the line, Antler Mayhem's on the case We're always trying tying up loose ends We'll get your venue opened up again They can't elude us for nothing 'cause We're gonna turn this case around If you're guilty, don't you try to run 'Cause Antler Mayhem's the smartest band in town