Grundledore's Grrl

Oooh Halfling girl Oooh Halfling girl You smell so sweet With that hair on your feet You smell so sweet Check out my groovy beat Oooh Halfling girl Oooh Halfling girl Serve me another drink Take me to the brink Serve me another drink So I no longer think Oh, Elle! How could you love a beast Like me? I'm just so ugly Gnarly old buck tusks Pheromone orc musk Heart that is an empty husk How could it work for us? Oh, Elle! How could you love a beast Like me? I'm always hungry Get me some soup, miss I'm hungrier than Tantalus Can I get a drink, please? I'm down on my knobby knees