One Huge City

We've all had enough Life on the road is tough Cold nights in the van Again and again And we're all tired of that stuff Our fate was about to change Playing this town with wagon names Wide ones and tall We were gonna play 'em all But we just need a place to stay One... Huge... City... For a band trying to make a penny One... Huge... City... For some bards tryin' to solve a mystery There's a hotel so close Although it's got covered windows We head on inside To stay for the night But the door back out is broke Long story short: we got out But so did this bloodsucking gal The mayor blamed us The tour is a bust Antler Mayhem's a band of outlaws One... Huge... City... With a mayor who's awfully petty One... Huge... City... For some bards tryin' to solve a mystery Only a few days have passed The mayor was still on our backs We saved Rock and Roll And now Grungo is old But we've gotta get our tour back on track We let ourselves out of our cell Well, the storm let us out as well It was a hassle But we got into that castle And sent that dragon back to hell One... Huge... City... With a castle for an ancient family One... Huge... City... For some bards tryin' to solve a mystery There's no time right now to rest We gotta save dirk from Gusgex Dominate a Thri-Kreen Get him onto the team Send him to fight the undead I don't remember much of this melee But Antler Mayhem saved the day Lady Vaya ain't shit Sammy's blew her to bits The best bard of the bunch as they say One... Huge... City... For a band trying to make a penny One... Huge... City... For some bards tryin' to solve a mystery