Wereboar Art Thou

Hey, you! Finely We're here to solve your mystery Investigation's underway So later we can play! First stop: the tavern To interview the townsfolk It's the who-it's the what-it's the why-it's the when It's the werewolf! Next stop: the blacksmith To buy some silver weaponry For the who-for the what-for the why-for the when For the werewolf! Hey! you! Brambles We're finding inconsistencies Right now we're on the clock So tonight we can really rock But this is taking way too long We have to keep on searching For the who-for the what-for the why-for the when For the werewolf! Third stop's the charm The butcher and his sausages He's the who-he's the what-he's the why-he's the when He's the wereboar! Acrobatics on the roof And stealth checks in the night... We'll roll to hit, and it'll crit Prepare to lose this fight! Hey, you! Wilbur We're onto you, you sneaky pig We'll find you and we'll take you out To dinner then to death