Bad Day Not To Be Here

Pontoons out on the water Pushin' 85 with a breeze Cooler full of anything you could want Iced-down and ready to drink And every cloud in the big old sky Has up and disappeared It's a bad bad bad bad day Not to be here Summertime tunes on the airwaves Crankin' up nice and loud Double dose of anything goes With a good time Charlie crowd And we're double dipping Back flipping Bunch of new dive pioneers It's a bad bad bad bad day Not to be here We got a grill full of weenies Babes in bikinis Rubbin' on the SPF Waterslide's rocking Mini-tramp hopping Don't get no better than this If you ain't on deck You're sure as heck Gonna miss the best party of the whole dang year You picked a bad bad bad bad day Not to be here Tell me what you got going That tops a good topless tan Cannonballs off the starboard With a koozie in your hand Bubba fell down the stairway Never spilt one drop of beer Not a one Well, it's a bad bad bad bad day Not to be here We got a grill full of weenies Babes in bikinis Rubbin' on the SPF Waterslide's rocking Mini-tramp hopping Don't get no better than this If you ain't on deck You're sure as heck Gonna miss the best party of the whole dang year You picked a bad bad bad bad day Not to be here Let's get 'em boys Yeah, if you ain't on deck You're sure as heck Gonna miss the best party of the whole dang year You picked a bad bad bad bad day Not to be here Yeah, not to be here Yeah, not to be here Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo Woohoo