We're So Drunk (The Trailer Bar Song)

She drinks whiskey I drink beer She's the hottest little thing in here And I'm no catch but this is a small town She can boogie but I don't dance That's not stoppin' our one night romance Drinks on me Have a go at another round She's an eight and I'm a zero And I make her laugh She seems alright It's getting late And everybody knows Who's going home with who tonight We're singing we're so drunk Let's go do something we'll both regret Baby you're all I want Make this a night that we won't forget I'm old jeans She's daisy dukes I'm barefoot She's cowboy boots But we both play a mean game of corn hole She drinks straight tequila shots While I'm more Shocktop and Rolling Rocks Drinks on me Another round on the patio She's a nine And I'm an average Joe Well I make her laugh She seems just right She's on my mind And everybody knows Who's going home with who tonight We're singing we're so drunk Let's go do something we'll both regret Baby you're all I want Make this a night that we won't forget Let's break it down gentlemen Woo Let me get another round over here I hope ya'll came thirsty tonight, baby Woo dawg! She's a ten and I'm her hero Well I make her laugh She's just my type We can't pretend 'Cause everybody knows Who's going home with who tonight We're singing we're so drunk Let's go do something we'll both regret Baby you're all I want Make this a night that we won't forget We're singing we're so drunk Let's go do something we'll both regret Baby you're all I want Make this a night that we won't forget Forget Yeah Alright baby Woo dawg Somebody get me an Uber