You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! Every who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, But the Grinch who lived just north of Whoville did not The grinch hated Christmas the whole Christmas season Now please don't ask why no one quite knows The reason It could be his heart wasn't screwed on just right it could be perhaps that his shoes were too tight, But I think the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile! You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty-wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote "Stink, stank, stunk!" cnd he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started down low and then it started to grow But the sound wasn't sad. Why this sound sounded Mary. It couldn't be so, but it was Mary very He stared down at Whoville. The Grinch popped his eyes, cnd he shook what he saw was a shocking surprise, Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and small, was singing without presents at all. You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful cssortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots! You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch With a nauseous super "naus"! You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce! Maybe Christmas he thought doesn't come from a store Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more cnd what happened then well in Whoville, they say That the grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day, cnd the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight He whizzed with his load, through the bright morning light, cnd he brought back the toys and the food for the feast, cnd he himself the grinch carved the rose beast