Tariffiesta Trump Trump

Ay ríanse Welcome to Tarif-Fiesta Where your wallet cries but your booty shakes Trump Trump Trump Y Venezuela también I went to the store just trying to be chill Bought a mango, it gave me the bill Fifty bucks, I said is this real The cashier winked, blame the new deal Trump on the TV, eating a steak Tourists rising, like my rent rate Meanwhile in Caracas, I just want cake But I can't import it, for heaven's sake Tarifa, Tarifa, you ruin my vibe I just want gasolina and a lil' mojito tribe The world going broke, but I'm still alive So I twerk on inflation and I cha-cha my pride Trump, Trump, Trump Put a tax on my rump Trump, Trump, Trump Now I dance in a slump Tarifa, Tarifa, Venezuela's on muta We broke, but we cuta We samba in disputa Tari, Tari, Tarifa Can't afford rice, but I still go aaah Trump, Trump, Venezuela New world order in a piña colada Imported my sandals from Paraguay Now customs took them and waved goodbye I cried on the dock, ate ceviche alone Wrote a diss track on a xylophone My grandma's meds tripled the price But she still salsa danced, that's nice Meanwhile TikTok sells fake advice And I'm in Speedos making world trade spice Oh World Economy, you broke my corazón You taxed my flip-flops and my Amazon But I won't cry, I'll just reggaetón With a side of beans and trade frustration Trump, Trump, Trump Tariffs on my snack Trump, Trump, Trump Now my diet's whack Tarifa, Tarifa, bailamos con la crisis We broke, but delicious, call it economic kisses Tarif-Fiesta, Venezuela Let's baila on these trade balances Trump, Trump, Trump Put a tax on my rump Trump, Trump, Trump Now I dance in a slump I paid tax on my sunscreen And my dog's leash Thanks Trump, thanks Tarifa I needed that stress on the beach Trump, Trump, Trump Put a tax on my rump Trump, Trump, Trump Now I dance in a slump I paid tax on my sunscreen And my dog's leash Thanks Trump, thanks Tarifa I needed that stress on the beach Trump, Trump, Trump