The Fly

Are yiz enjoying yourselves? Yes This is a song this time, in which we will be singing a word which sounds like another word But its not, its another word It’s a song called The Fly and this tells the story of the fly There was a little fly and he flew into a store And he sshh upon the ceiling and he sshh upon the floor He sshh upon the bacon and he sshh upon the ham And he sshh upon the head of the little grocery man Just in case you weren’t listening to my initial announcement, we are only singing a word sshh Well not, not really a word, its more like a sound sshh The little grocery man got his little spray gun He said he’d catch the fly before the day was done But before he could count from one to ten The fly it went sshh upon his baldy head again There was a little fly and he flew into a store And he sshh upon the ceiling and he sshh upon the floor He sshh upon the bacon and he sshh upon the ham And he sshh upon the head of the little grocery man Well I heard you joined in the chorus of other songs Now if any of you would like to join in the chorus of this song would you try and do you best to sshh in the right place Yes its most important The little grocery man and his little grocery wife Swore they’d catch the fly even if it meant their life So they got themselves a hand grenade and lay upon the floor And blew themselves to blazes as the fly flew out the door There was a little fly and he flew into a store And he sshh upon the ceiling and he sshh upon the floor He sshh upon the bacon and he sshh upon the ham And he sshh upon the head of the little grocery man Now they both went up the Heaven and angels they were made Saint Peter said to him ‘Mister, you will be repaid’ So he got his angels wings and he flew up in the sky And he swooped down like a bomber and he sshh upon the fly There was a little fly and he flew into a store And he sshh upon the ceiling and he sshh upon the floor He sshh upon the bacon and he sshh upon the ham And he sshh upon the head of the little grocery man There was a little fly and he flew into a store And he sshh upon the ceiling and he sshh upon the floor He sshh upon the bacon and he sshh upon the ham And he sshh upon the head of the little grocery man For Gods sake look here comes a little fly