Blue

Heyyyyy, 'Ronica Eww. You got a left hand: Use it Don't talk mean like that You'll hurt their feelings You make my balls so blue You hurt them badly You make my balls so blue They're hangin' sadly What did they do to you That you hate them so? Don't run from me They're all beat up Like a tackling dummy! They long for your embrace! They're warm like mittens! They'll curl up on your face And purr like kittens! You make my balls so blue! Just look at them glow... They're beggin' you! Don't make my balls so blue Heather...? Heather...? Open the door Oh no, oh no no no! Open the door! Oh no, oh no no no! You make my balls so blue So please say hello! Hold 'em! Enfold 'em And never let go! Once you were geeky and nerdy But they knew you're dirty You've set them on fire Whatever you require they'll do! So take 'em home to meet your parents! They'll wear a suit and tie And a fancy collar! They'll sing a lullaby: La la la la la! Please make these balls not blue Just for a while! Can't wait till later My pants are rubbin' Like a hot cheese grater! Look! Booze. Drink! Thank you so much! They will protect you Defend you Respect you Befriend you Like Winnie-the-Pooh! Winnie-the-Pooh! Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue! My balls will work for you They will obey ya! They really need rescue! Like Princess Leia! Baby, you've gots to come through Teach them to smile! You got no clue how much These two Depend on you Please help them through! My balls are in your court! Yeah! You make them balls so blue! You make my balls so blue! You make them balls so blue! Ow! Ow! You make my balls so blue! You shake them You quake them Good God! You break.. My balls! You make my balls so blue! You make my balls so blue! You take them Lookit! Lookit! Lookit! Lookit! You bake them Christ sake You make my balls so blue! Please make their dreams come true And make these balls not blue!