Penis Apologies I

Trouble with the trolley aye D'Angelo is a huge sexist Woah woah woah I think if he was a sexist I'd be able to tell I took a crap load of women's studies courses at Cornell And I wrote my own companion piece to the Vagina Monologues, called The Penis Apologies Consider this my Companion piece to the Vagina Monologues I call it the Penis Apologies The quality of men that I'm finding has a come a long Way since we last checked The boomers have had their Abuse over women Been loose with compassion I'm losing my mind trynna grasp all their actions It's like they've been teaching their children that women are no worse than taxes I don't think I've gone here for more than a day Without seeing a public male save face Retracting a statement he said to his mates As he's constantly hurting the women he hates I'm sorry am I taking all your time, I don't wanna be boring you But now I'm the Master, the Chief that's in charge I'm the mother fucking warden who Will dunk from the free throw line in your face something similar to what Magic Jordon do Why don't you just tell him how his actions are being perceived by the women in this office? Hmhm And if he doesn't listen Then he can kiss his penis goodbye Hmhm So I'm sorry to all of the women who's ever endured the wrath and destruction that men out here cause I ain't saying I'm different I'm part of the problem but that's why I'm writing because It's time that I stopped standing by while the others around me be breaking the law I am so sick and tired of men who assume that they penis that swings 'tween their legs makes 'em better Oh lord Help me to better realise my potential, I don't like to sit on the bench But maybe the root of the problem is how I assume you'd select A man on your team who's agenda is simply avenge Avenge all the people before us who wasted their time for they men Avenge all the women who ain't get to vote on the things that affected their lives Avenge all the girls who ran off just to hide As Dad in the kitchen would pull out a knife And threaten his wife Avenge all the women who ran for promotion to better themselves Avenge all the women who lost that promotion to somebody else A man who was only promoted because he was saving himself From the amassing harassment lawsuit that was threatening wealth The company gave him a raise To keep him at bay From all of the hell He was causing the women who worked at the place And when it came out that the claims that were swiftly swept Under the rug Were actually true People got fired They hired a woman to save all the face In the hopes that they don't stand to lose That sweet bottom line that they building and only been handing to men They gave CEO to a woman assuming a delicate touch here would mend People so happy she broke the glass ceiling to take charge and then As soon as enough time has passed She's out on her ass The same one they slapping again Am I right girls?