Dear Officer (demo)

I had my first beer at ten Eleven brought whisky and then Tequila at twelve After that I could not tell Whether a or p was with m Alls I recalls it was early But drinking is no kind of sport Unless you're really good at it of course As a matter of fact Back when I ran track I'd cool off with spirits by the court Yes I impressed all the judges The first smoke I rolled was a dud The second I rolled was a dud With the third it occurred That smoking's absurd So I threw the whole pouch in the dirt Nar, just kidding, I smoked it