A King's Command

I really like fat spandex batty Don't give me no ironing board flatty I throw down my crown And wear the fat cheeks like a hatty And eat them up like crabby patty Pumping it with my Royal Throbbing Fatty This peach be very chatty Verging on sassy! Take this you little bratty Thou cockos tameth The feisty gashy I really like fat spandex batty crease I'll tie her down with a leash Put the paffy cheeks on a lease And earn some extra moolah capisce? Bite down on a piece and Split them open with extra grease This pig ain't getting no peace My pounding shall never cease I think she's the grandniece Of Lord Patrice Or maybe Duke Tyreese Who gives a f*ck, time for extra grease! Yeah, right there in the crack She's arching her back Waiting for my meat attack Much saveloy do I pack Hear my sack go flap a lap lap Gonna stretch her like the rack Her batty is a computer My cock is the hack Thy prick be the knife Her booty is Mack Never seen such rippage Since old saucy Jack Her arse be a shinesome wobbly bear My sausage is the trap Her cheeks be too strong I heard something crack! Lol just joking Nothings too strong for my chap Betwixt each reeky cheek Is now but a cavernous gap Urrrgh! Her battys leaking cack! Guards! This one's burst, throw it on the scrap Actually, throw her in the sea For she now be most unsightly and smelly I henceforth command thee to fetch me Fresh, greasy, oily, non-flatty Slimy, shiny, non-shatty Fat spandex batty! Yes sire