Blue Whale Blues

In the cold wet sea I swims everyday And once in a while I done spray my spray I only eat plankton Tastes like shit It's a boring life I must admit I keep trying To get onto land And dry off a bit In the nice warm sand But every time I do And feel so free The humans always push me Back in the shitty sea! I want to go shopping Or drive a big jeep I'm so bloody sick of This briny deep Or go to a night club And bone a blonde Just don't send me back To this festering pond Ain't got no money Ain't got no shoes All I done got Is the Blue whale blues