Booty on Toast

Does it bother you as a Christian? To know that David looked over his back yard And saw Bathsheba down there and said, "Ooh, I want that booty" And they say she's married to her husband "Well I'll send out Algernon and get him killed" "Cause then I get the booty" Does that bother you? Chicken? Cake? Spaghetti? Steak? No, those be gross Give me booty on toast That is not on our menu, sir Sausage? Clam? Omelette? Ham? No, those be gross Give me booty on toast I said That is not on our menu, sir Lasagne? Jerky? Soufflé? Turkey? No, those be gross Give me booty on toast I'm calling the manager Can I help you, sir? Give me booty on toast I'm afraid we do not serve booty on toast, sir Booty on toast What does that even mean, anyway? You mean, you want the chef To cut off someone's backside And serve it on a slice of toast for you? Give me booty on toast Please leave my restaurant, sir