Odd Fellows

Odd Fellows After I left the lifestyle And went back home My smaller-town doctor Still knew of my past As soon as he saw the ravages Of what had been my backside By then, my haemorrhoids Were protruding severely And thus began a few years of One painful surgery after another During that time I was constantly walking About with suppositories Frequently with embarrassing Stains soaking through my pants My underwear had to be Continually bleached to remove Blood stains And I stunk from Faecal matter seeping out It was a little Foreshadowing of purgatory And I kept saying to myself "It hadn't been worth it"