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Paul Klee Fig Tree Tapestry
I want a Paul Klee fig tree tapestry
To hang on the back door of my study
To help me work for my degree
But of this I cannot guarantee
I might just end up watching TV
Or pound some juicy, spandex batty
Then throw her in the fucking sea
Or compose a song in every key
And have a nice big wobbly cup of tea
Then force a schoolgirl down on her knees
And f*ck her face like an endless pussy
Then thrust my throbbing meat in her smelly V
Or set fire to all the bourgeoisie
And pretend that I am Mussolini
While going on a killing spree
Or say hello to a humongous bee
Or throw a pea at a big idiot family
The go he he he he he he he
Then put on a dusty, old DVD
Of Fist of Fury starring Bruce Lee
While drinking lots of frothy coffee
Then do a really, really long wee
Into the whoresome mouth of a divorcee
And then steal all of her money
I think her name might have been Marie
Judging by her accent, she was from Tennessee
Then
It's pronounced 'Klay' cunt. None of this rhymes

