Rubber Pants Blues

Got the rubber pants blues Bout to get electricused Cause' I done ate some dude In a ham and bacon stew I got the rubber pants blues Cause' I done ate some dude In a ham and bacon stew With a glass of chartreuse When I get electric-used The rubber pants will stop my poos From splatting everyone's Nice polished shoes But I got a, secret, for all of youse My rubber pants I did done lose So when they switch, on the fuse They'll all get splattered with my Stinky oozy poos I wonder if I will, make the news...