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The Crymes of the Ancient Marin'r
(Disclaimer: all schoolgirls described are of legal age)
Schoolgirls be extra cute and kinky
When they are a slightly stinky
Down there, I mean
Where their dreams of fleshly ream
Doth cause from in-between
A gleaming stream of cream
It does add more of a stank to the air
When one's ablutions
These kinky stinkers do not care for
That's right, paff it raw
So nimble and pure
Into the woods I do lure
Them like the pied piper
I show them my one-eyed viper
When I'm finished inside her
She'll permanently need a diaper
And avoid all foods with fibre
Until her arse is sewn tighter
Use a lighter to sterilise the needle
Gonna fill her up with my
Creamy diesel
Her arse was a chapel
Now it's a cathedral
Thy panties be encrusted!
In my care she was entrusted
Her parents will be disgusted
If they knew her cherry I done busted apart
What a devilish little tart
But the poundage did cause her to fart
Which quickly grew to a shart
And thus it did depart
From her tender arseo to my urethra
A lesson I shall have to teach her
For filling me cock with diarrhoea
My essence she did swallow
And first thing on the morrow
Another schoolgirl will I follow
And cure her of her sorrow
With my massive throbbing abundance
And split her mucky tuppence
Ahh!!!
Me urethra doth greatly sting and smell!
I must hastily find a well
To clean the compacted shit
Out of me purple bell
You whoresome witchy wench!
I'll be poundin' your batty crease in hell!!

