The Crymes of the Ancient Marin'r, Chapter 6

Arrggh! The cunt be dry says I! Aargh!! Ah, I know! Splendid urination Will act as lubrication For her creaksome vegetation Much better I'm about to erupt me milk Up your silken twaff Yyyyyyaaarrghh! Eruption complete I have emptied me meat Of its milky wee Shipmates! Throw her in the fucking sea Arrggg!