The Smug Kunt Clapeth

The Smug Kunt Clapeth Wherefore? Wherefore art thee doing it? Clapping not with oth'r handeth But with table of wood? Wherefore art thee slapping not clapping Both of thy hands togeth'r To elicit the haunt'd eruption Of flesh upon flesh? Wherefore instead doth thee forever slapeth Thy table of cold, impassive wood? Wherefore? Wherefore doth thee doth this? Wherefore art thee clapping thy hands liketh a smug cunt? But of course! T's because thou art a smug cunt The Smug Kunt Clapeth Wherefore? Wherefore art thee doing it? Clapping not with oth'r handeth But with table of wood? Wherefore art thee slapping not clapping Both of thy hands togeth'r To elicit the haunt'd eruption Of flesh upon flesh? Wherefore instead doth thee forever slapeth Thy table of cold, impassive wood? Wherefore? Wherefore doth thee doth this? Wherefore art thee clapping thy hands liketh a smug cunt? But of course! T's because thou art a smug cunt