Hey Bartender!

Hey, welcome to the show So glad to see you here Go ahead, grab a seat Or an ice cold beer How about an LIT Or just a shot of pee Tequila makes you zoom Bartender to the moon!! Oh my god, it's such a good time Excuse me, bartender Can I get a drink How about a round of shots Make 'em strong, make 'em pink I see you standing there waving your dollar at me Trying to be my friend Wanting something for free!!