The Weedwacker Goddess

1, 2, 3, 4! Woo! Oh oh oh oh! Let me tell ya Let me tell ya bout uh What I know! It, was, the Weedwacker Goddess (Weedwacker Goddess) Yeah, it was the Weedwacker Goddess Let's pray to the lord! Hope we get a harvest that will last The mighty winter! Don'tchya know! Cause the wind is a blowing, on my Little cabin deep in the woods, and Gotta take care of my family God, what would they do, if they left me!? Oh! Let me tell ya! It was the Weedwacker Goddess Weedwacker Goddess It was the Weedwacker Goddess Coming for you! (Weed) I feel crazed! I may be caught! She had the leaves curled around her waist in the pale moonlight Saw her standing there, and I knew that she wouldn't ever give me a fright, oh no Her bountiful breasts Giving me the rainwater that I needed That's what I needed Oh! He-ho! My weedwacker's, going a hundred percent! Got a full battery! And it's all thanks to My Weedwacker Goddess