Five Crazy Nights

Viewer beware, you're in for a scare This Freddy ain't a Kruger, he's a robot bear Back room at Chuck E. Cheeses? He lives there I bet you can't make it five nights, triple dog dare You'll be watchin' the screens when he'll jump out and spook ya He'll knock your noggin off with a fuckin' bazooka He's a big old palooka with glowing red eyes And he's some kind of demon or a ghost in disguise Better sleep with a rifle, protection is vital The movie's based on a game series with the same title If you're wondering what game was the latest release It was called Five Nights At Freddy's: Security Breach It ain't no day at the beach to spend an evening with Fred He and his friends will attack and they'll cause your ass to be dead Now your palms are sweaty, better get armed and ready You'll vomit all your mom's spaghetti when you're harmed by Freddy Five Nights at Freddy's This bear's no teddy Can you make it through five crazy nights Or will he take your life Five nights at Freddy's, Freddy's Better get your machetes, 'chetes Can you make it through five crazy nights Or will he take your life Blow the whistle, head on a swivel Freddy comin' at you like a big ballistic missile It's official, now you're in a pickle Here come the reaper and you know he brought the sickle The grid is overloaded but I'm scoping, no joking Gotta no-scope Freddy while I'm toking But if I get stoned, I won't notice him approaching And then they'll never find me til I'm dead and decomposing How the hell they walk around at night like they're people You gotta play the game, and you know they made a sequel FNAF at Freddy's 4, FNAF at Freddy's 5 It's so fucked up when they all come alive This is that all night shit, that fright shit Down here we're lonely, come and join us for a bite shit No defiance, I require your compliance These guys are out to kill us, and I don't mean with kindness Five Nights at Freddy's This bear's no teddy Can you make it through five crazy nights Or will he take your life Five nights at Freddy's, Freddy's Better get your machetes, 'chetes Can you make it through five crazy nights Or will he take your life Ladies and gentlemen The one, the only Freddy Well my name is Freddy and I'm here to say I like to be scary in a very big way Now you might be afraid of ghouls or clowns But I'm the freakiest creep in the whole damn town I said a one, a two, and three and to the four Last five nights, you'll get the high score But just when you think you're about to win I'm gonna jump out and then I'll spook you again Five Nights at Freddy's This bear's no teddy Can you make it through five crazy nights Or will he take your life Five nights at Freddy's, Freddy's Better get your machetes, 'chetes Can you make it through five crazy nights Or will he take your life