Mall Security Guard

[Verse 1] Left my house 'cause I truly hate my home And I think I met my roommate's evil clone Now I'm going 'round the corner thinkin' (Oh no) Why did you leave me here alone [Refrain] Move it on down the hall Move it on Move it on Move it on down the hall I've been [Verse 2] I was given a job that I did not wanna takе 'Cause I don't give a f*ck about thе kiosk's closures Sat me down next to the head of security And I said to anyone To anyone that would listen "Let's go" [Chorus] I'm the mall security guard of the year And my friend used to work here until he disappeared Not a chance that that kid's living with my parents again 'Cause he wanted to move out for years and then it ended Got a hand with the games and the magazines Like a kid I'm up at 8 a.m. to come to work to learn new things Like When the handle's flush with the door Then 'cause the kiosk's closed We can go home Okay Let's go [Verse 3] Walking through the shopping maze with a badge Keeping all the stores in line with a stern gaze Stalking shadows cutting corners in the night Got a headset warning Mall guard taking flight [Refrain] Move it on down the hall Move it on Move it on Move it on down the hall I've been [Verse 4] Spot the trouble from afar Johnny low on aisle three He thinks he's slick like some star But I got tricks to make him flee Late night shifts and empty halls Silent echoes keep me cool Lost kid bawling in these walls I’ll guide him like a loving mule [Chorus] I'm the mall security guard of the year And my friend used to work here until he disappeared Not a chance that that kid's living with my parents again 'Cause he wanted to move out for years and then it ended Got a hand with the games and the magazines Like a kid I'm up at 8 a.m. to come to work to learn new things Like When the handle's flush with the door Then 'cause the kiosk's closed We can go home Okay Let's go [Instrumental Break] [Verse 2] I was given a job that I did not wanna takе 'Cause I don't give a f*ck about thе kiosk's closures Sat me down next to the head of security And I said to anyone To anyone that would listen "Let's go" [Chorus] I'm the mall security guard of the year And my friend used to work here until he disappeared Not a chance that that kid's living with my parents again 'Cause he wanted to move out for years and then it ended Got a hand with the games and the magazines Like a kid I'm up at 8 a.