Pink Lady Apples

Well, I just wanted some Pink Lady apples The produce man said "No ma'am Asparagus is better for you" (Hey, f*ck you) And then several women with big hair And short hair and pit hair They caught my attention They signed me up in the produce section Oh, I went out for groceries And found myself a revolution I went out for groceries And found myself a revolution I went out for groceries And found myself a revolution When it comes time to overthrow It don't matter where you are The newsman on the television He heard about our civil rout He said we should be grateful for our greens The newsman said the produce man Was the victim of a smear campaign Pronounced us veggie haters On live TV Oh, I went out for groceries And found myself a revolution I went out for groceries And found myself a revolution I went out for groceries And found myself a revolution When it comes time to overthrow It don't matter where you are A politician and his microphone Thought to court the veggie vote He met the produce man and struck a pose Now every citizen is weighing in On the merits of fruitarians And whether these United States should be A No Fruit Zone Oh oh oh Apple love, apple love This song's all about my apple love Oh how I love apples, love I'll fight for them with you Oh apple love, apple love This song's all about my apple love Oh how I love apples, love And I'll fight for them with you I went out for groceries And found myself a revolution I went out for groceries And found myself a revolution I went out for groceries And found myself a revolution I went out for groceries And found myself a revolution I went out for groceries And found myself a revolution I went out for groceries And found myself a revolution