Toast

Gather round now people, I'd like to propose a toast To fjords and feathers venally reclining at their post To dirks and daggers languishing beside their hardened charge We wish you speed and clamor-free unloading of the barge And though you may not know or care the ripples of your act Here today we plant the stake and vow this solemn pact In solipsistic servitude, though never one to boast When he arrives we'll make him pay Just wait 'til I catch that ghost Gather round now people I'd like to commence the roast Tanks and senators be damned let's cheer their folly *Prost!* Of picked on simps and everybody greeping in the frost With charlatans and harlequins and those whose souls are lost A pound of makeup melts away to show the seeds are sown Tamp the flesh again so even though this horse has flown Laid to rest and paid the beast as if it was your own And watch him clamber out of there Just wait'll I catch that ghost Gather round now people I think the punch was dosed With a mild neurotoxin- try to remain composed Air cooled engineer stood (heat exuding, I suppose) Cuz them that's got shall have a speckled shoe to crease their toes Kep thy shep aboove ta pleat so dem recuse da host Invoke the spid'ry inference that we're not all alike We are but you know me I won't tell you I told ya so And you don't tell me dinner's dry Just wait 'til I catch that ghost