Toilet Paper of Despair

Locked in here the minutes crawl Bad takeout my downfall Porcelain seat cold like stone In this throne I sit alone Oh toilet throne of despair No relief anywhere Stuck in this tiled lair An anguish I can't bear Regret fills the air I breathe Why did I order to go please Now my body's in revolt Takeout's cruelly love's insult Oh toilet throne of despair No relief anywhere Stuck in this tiled lair An anguish I can't bear Dreaming of a cleaner slate Too late now to escape fate In this prison I remain Chained to the seat by my own pain Oh toilet throne of despair No relief anywhere Stuck in this tiled lair An anguish I can't bear