A Clamclatter of Manifold Musings by Cybear and his Technicolor Piano

I'm cybear, and this, my friends If I can call you friends Is me and my piano Of which I am a, friend You see, I play the keys, I tickle the ivories And once in a while I sing a song And today I will sing you, just one song What happened today in the forest I'm so proud of what happened today in the forest I'm cybear and this is my property Would you buy a cave from me? I've got a lot of good caves for you to See! I'm cybear and I am in misery Nobody buys caves from me I have anxiety And a hungry Cybear family I'm cybear I wish you would buy from me You're already on my property So have a look inside "No we won't, go away" No, I won't 'go away'! "Please, just go away!" No! No! No! Last week I sold a cave, To a bear named Dave And here he is to give his testimony Hi I'm Dave the bear And that's my cave over there Come and see How happy you can be "No no I've got to go A mob is after me, ya' know I can't stay here for long, I have to leave" I'm cybear and this is my property Why are you being so mean to me? I'm dave and you should listen to me And buy that cave! I'm cybear and I am in misery Because nobody is buying from me My anxieties, you will see (Through this song) Anxiety is me Cybear anxiety It wretches at my brain Like little pin tacks in my brain! They stuck in pin tacks in my head They stuck pin tacks in my nape They stuck pin tacks in me Oh, I can't speak it's too painful! A fog I live in; a fog I'm under Cybear anxiety Cybear anxiety Living in the veil Cybear anxiety Oh god... F*ck! I need to sell a cave, I need to sell a cave My family is hungry they'll starve (Sighs) They'll starve I'm cybear and here are some of my anxieties Enumerated in a list For you to receive One My daughter needs new shoes They're all holed up and her peers are making fun of her Two The taxes on the cars are getting too much, they're too much We can no longer afford to have two cars And three Lorraine doesn't make very much She has a job but it doesn't pay much and (Sighs) Living week to week Paycheck to paycheck If I could just sell a cave, I could make it I could make it We could make it My cybear family, I love them, all three Please Buy my cave Please Buy my cave (Please buy his cave, please, please buy it) Buy my cave! (Please buy his cave, please!) I'm kneeling before you now, drenched in tears, and you won't buy my cave? (Buy his cave!) "No no, f*ck you, we're going this way..." Sold!