Heavy Metal Doctor

He's one messed up guy I've been around for a real long time Stealing meds, and always getting high My diploma came in a box of tide Doesn't like blood so he has a bib Instead of a scalpel; I use a shiv Doctor Battlesmash he's a hell of a guy I forgot the needle in you, now you're probably gunna die If you are referred to see this dude You better be prepared to lose a limb or two He's Dr Battlesmash: heavy metal doctor Graduated straight from the bottom of class Ever since then; ya, he murders in mass He's Dr Battlesmash: heavy metal doctor No he's not too shy of a guy Remove your lungs and also an eye You lose some blood and you stumble about I'm Dr Battlesmash; never clown around Damn right You came in just for a routine check And now your half dead with a tube in your neck His answers always cut it off, burn it or cleave it His educations poor, middle name is Cletus If you ever come across this man You better hope you got a good medical plan He's Dr Battlesmash: heavy metal doctor Got himself a kiosk down at the mall Where he cuts your limbs off for no reason at all He's Dr Battlesmash: heavy metal doctor Doctor Battlesmash: heavy metal doctor