Medieval Water Delivery Man

Wake up in the mornin Kick the door with a bam He's the medieval water delivery man Door still closed Cause it's stuck in the jamb He's the medieval water delivery man Going out the window Now part of his plan He's the Medieval water delivery man To shorten up the walk He fills jugs with sand He's the medieval water delivery man He's not an expert, no; he's not a total loss He's under-qualified for the job Contaminates the water with his special sauce Like an icy lake with some frost Takes his orders from the king Into the royal chalice; he dips his thing Medieval water man hey your pretty fucked And then the king decreed To hell he'll be damned He's the medieval water delivery man Send a word of bounty Across the land For the medieval water delivery man His wife's a whore Now his marriage a sham He's the medieval water delivery man Now he's underground Eating cans of spam He's the medieval water delivery man He's not an expert, no; he's not a total loss He's under-qualified for the job Contaminates the water with his special sauce Like an icy lake with some frost Takes his orders from the king Into the royal chalice; he dips his thing Medieval water man hey your pretty fucked Whoa The king was pissed And he searched foreign lands For the medieval water delivery man Like a fart in the wind That's exceptionally bland He's the medieval water delivery man Stays out in the sun Unrecognizably tan He's the medieval water delivery man Hope you like this song We're a pretty good band He's the medieval water delivery man He's not an expert, no; he's not a total loss He's under-qualified for the job Contaminates the water with his special sauce Like an icy lake with some frost Takes his orders from the king Into the royal chalice; he dips his thing Medieval water man hey your pretty fucked Medieval water delivery man