Pissin' on the Floor

Showed up the bar at a quarter to ten Tonight I won't be alone again Got my brand new boots and my wallet's fat Fresh clean shave and my cowboy hat A girl walks by with a gleam in her eye And I think to myself is it worth a try I ask her name and take a seat She said, I'm Jenny and my boyfriend's Pete Turn around and see a woman in red She's shakin' her hips and noddin' her head Tried to cut in, but she passed me off To her fat friend so I took a walk Headed outside to get some air Ran into a babe with light brown hair Asked her if she wants to see a flick And that's when she told me she's into chicks Pissin' on the floor in the womens' room Kept gettin' shut down - don't know what to do I'm not that drunk, but I'm outta luck Cause none of these ladies wanna f*ck Gave it my all without a doubt I swung for the fence and I struck out Walk outta there and zip my fly Then I head to the bar for one more try Get to the bar and I'm waitin' in line And I'm thinkin' to myself, This one could be mine Check my breath and stand up straight Might finally land myself a date Hey, bartender, two shots of Crown One's for you but she turned me down I shot them both to be polite Then I ordered one more Miller Lite Pissin' on the floor in the womens' room Kept gettin' shut down - don't know what to do I'm kinda drunk and I'm outta luck Cause none of these bitches wanna f*ck I'm almost done and that'll be all But the bouncer came and shoved me into the wall Grabbed me by the arm and threw me out the door I'm damn sure not allowed there no more