I Only Drink When I’m Drunk

[Verse 1] This afternoon I thought about Buckfast and space And danced around my kitchen singing Ace of Base I’m turning into something of a werewolf With no motivation I can’t be bothered running after rabbits or Mancunians Maybe I’m in a hibernation And I sleep through the moon [Chorus] I only drink when I’m drunk Want me to stand on one leg? Going to sleep in my truck I only drink when I’m drunk I only sink when I’m sunk Don’t want to talk about it I only drink when I’m drunk [Verse 2] I called my friend to ask about kungfu and Irn Bru And if a blackhole makes you better when it pulls you through He said it doesn’t matter but it does I need an explanation [Chorus] I only drink when I’m drunk Want me to stand on one leg? Going to sleep in my truck I only drink when I’m drunk I only sink when I’m sunk Don’t want to talk about it I only drink when I’m drunk