Ironic Surfer

Sea-foam green Striped white tees Bleached my hair Waving in the breeze Brought too many boards And they're all too short Seaweed wrapped around my leg The riptide's taking me away I've been out here for days I can't catch any waves I'm getting lost in the haze I'm the ironic surfer Always in the way I can't catch any breaks I'm just catching the rays I'm the ironic surfer I think I'm done I think I'm cold Gonna pull my leash To another beach I wish I had dreads like hers And a van painted with flowers She's parked over there But anyways, my keys are nowhere I've been out here for days I can't catch any waves I'm getting lost in the haze I'm the ironic surfer Always in the way I can't catch any breaks I'm just catching the rays I'm the ironic surfer I've been out here for days I can't catch any waves I'm getting lost in the haze I'm the ironic surfer Always in the way I can't catch any breaks I'm just catching the rays I'm the ironic surfer