Jolly Liver

Ah, well, I bought a case of slop just to mop my tears I don't want no holiday cheer No chimney thumps No flying deer A shot of stout and a dead end year I want beer I want beer I want beer I want beer Ah well, ah well, I got a lump of rocks underneath my tree Chucked my dice on a nowhere dream Ain't nothing for you, that ain't nothing for me I want beer I want beer I want beer I want beer A-well-a-well-a-well-a, ho, ho, ho and all that junk There ain't no halo hangin' 'round this dump I meant to be a saint I ended up a drunk