A Very Sopranos Christmas

A very Sopranos Christmas to you To you A very Sopranos Christmas to you And you And don't forget that Tony Hates Big Mouth Billy Bass Read tomato sauce for your ass So now it's time for Christmas At good old Bada Bing Budgets tight they're low on ice the scotch is diluting Little Augie Aprile And characters off screen Haunting Tony in his dreams And what about Big Pussy Who they buried at sea Is he the ghost of Christmas past No he's just guest starring And Chrissy can't play Santa Because he got no kids And too thin even if he did A very Sopranos Christmas to you To you A very Sopranos Christmas to you And you From Janice to the Russian Who Tony smacked around Not the one they never found So what about Carmella And that sapphire ring In the car Tony's gumar Got jealous of that thing And Chrissy's staying sober By hogging all the ice Tony said something not nice Gigi constipated Dying on the can Ralphie becomes captain And now thinks he is the man But when he murdered Tracy And blamed it on the dog Tony bitch slapped him real hard A very Sopranos Christmas to you To you A very Sopranos Christmas to you And you Storylines with Meadow Have got me really bored Thank god invented fast forward That ain't my motto But they hit the lotto Cast on The Sopranos Christmas