From A Beachfront (Bette Midler Parody)

From a beachfront The surf guitars are green And the whammy bar silver From a beachfront The fans are not so mean And they pre-save my singles From a beachfront There's trop rock harmony Not Key West but here on Long Island No more Billy Joel No more Chicago Tribute bands who steal every night From a beachfront We write our own lyrics and make fun of classic rock And there are no fake, famous wannabes, impersonating celebrities From a beachfront we play our own instruments In a Long Island surf rock band No more Weird Al fans Or those parrot heads This isn't your fathers surf band I get passed out drunk I get passed out drunk When I record my stuff From a beachfront Oh I get passed out drunk I get passed out drunk When I record my stuff From a beachfront