It's Beachfront Vinny's Surf EP (Chapter 2)

Chapter two On the one year anniversary Of the day I lost Dick Dale's silver whammy bar To the High Surf Council Association I found myself depressed Ashamed, lonely Taken aback, shocked Embarrassed, traumatized Burned out, put off put down And generally unable to record my follow up to the Hawaiian Halloween ep I also found myself missing my surf mentor Dick Dale, more than ever And I was lost Then, one day The greatest surf record producer of all time, JJ Hoeffner Came to visit me at the Surf Spot I remember it like it was yesterday Hey everybody it's JJ Hoeff At the Surf Spot Beachfront Vinny How you doing Jesus, this place is a pig stye Really That's funny, I just cleaned What's going on Are you Are you crying I just bit into an onion Watching old Charles in Charge episodes With a bottle of wine It wasn't me, it was the dog You don't have a dog Well, it's been stuck on me tv for weeks now You gotta snap out of this, Dave Dick Dale is gone, poof In the wind And let me tell you something If Dick Dale were alive right now You know what he'd would do Sue me No, no, no Well, maybe, anyway He'd want you to do another surf ep And do it with this Silver whammy bar How'd you get it back A surf record producer never reveals his trade secrets Now pop it in dude Hello boys Dick Dale You popped in my last silver whammy bar so here's your fortune Hey Beachfront Vinny You know that Hawaiian Halloween follow up ep that you've been obsessing about Yeah, every single day for a year Has your studio monitor been frozen on any old tv shows lately That was you Each time Yes And on behalf of Surf Asylum Records I am locking you both in at the Surf Spot Until you are finished surfing the tv Goodbye Hey, hey this isn't funny Dick I gotta head back to my studio I'm recording a Chicago tribute band later today Good luck boys Hey Dick What Thanks You're welcome And remember May the twang be with you