Long Island, My Long Island

Best bagels you've ever had Long Island my Long Island Get drunk at Adventureland Long Island my Long Island Toxic fills our waterways According to corrupt surveys Condos filled with divorcees Long Island my Long Island Traffic on the LIE Long Island my Long Island Hot today tonight snowing Long Island my Long Island All we have is Billy Joel And his pathetic rock n roll Overpriced places to bowl Long Island my Long Island Mariah disowned her home Long Island my Long Island Left us with Patti Lupone Long Island my Long Island Blue Oyster Cult EPMD The Baldwins and Steve Buscemi And even Jackie Kennedy Long Island my Long Island Taxes are a freaking joke Long Island my Long Island Oysters that will make you choke Long Island my Long Island The Mets are out of pennant race The Islanders are in last place The Ranger fans get in your face Long Island my Long Island Little flies and mosquitoes Long Island my Long Island Iced tea with strong alcohol Long Island my Long Island The Gambling is such a crock No table games and what a shock The Northern State's a parking lot Long Island my Long Island Sagamore and Roosevelt Long Island my Long Island Christmas with Hanukkah gelt Long Island my Long Island Our motto is a travesty Another day a memory We've got the best Sloan Kettering Long Island my Long Island Restaurants not up to code Long Island my Long Island Kevin James live sold out shows Long Island my Long Island Basements that are water logged People who can spell Cutchogue Paumonok and Aquebogue Long Island my Long Island Billy Joel's too drunk to sing Long Island my Long Island Mike DelGuidice covering Long Island my Long Island CEO's who got It made From Ponzi schemes and underpaid students on financial aid Long Island my Long Island