Not A Broadway Guy (Radio Edit)

What about that time Idina Menzel snubbed you For tweeting you hate rent and Jonathan Larsen Well that guy doesn't know how to return a phone call Maybe that's because Jonathan Larsen's dead What about that Book of Mormons second callback Trey and Matt overreacted severely And besides what can Josh Gad do that I can't do Show up sober dance in sync and sing on key I'm not them And in the end It's the music that's inside Which makes me realize I'm not a Broadway guy I'm not a Broadway guy What about that time you sneezed on Tony Danza Or that time you mofo'ed Andrew Lloyd Webber I loved Phantom and thought he would find it funny Having him sign my Pink Floyd's Echoes record Your timing is bad like backstage after Wicked And of course you hit on Kristen Chenowith Her bodyguard didn't have to friggin slug me No you schmuck that was that guy that she was with I'm not them And in the end It's the music that's inside Which makes me realize I'm not a Broadway guy I'm not a Broadway guy