Surf People (Randy Newman Parody)

Surf people got no reason Surf people got no reason Surf people got no reason to live They don't like vocals Only instrumentals and the Customers they all go mental Without any vocals they all are thinking That you all are up there cause you all can't sing Well I don't want no surf people Don't want no surf people Don't want no surf people around here Surf people are just the same as you and I A fool such as I All surfing brothers until the day we die It's a tropical world Surf people for nobody Surf people for nobody Surf people for nobody who cares We got these tribute bands stealing every night Logos and music and they say it's all right I blame the Music venue purists too too too Because they all refuse try Something new new new We got these grubby little venues all over Long Island We're booking tribute bands all the time Well I don't want no surf people Don't want no surf people Don't want no surf people around here