Surf Rock Thing (Q-Tip Parody)

Uh surf the track now Uh don't wipe out Uh yo surf the track now Uh don't wipe out Surf guitar, real surf guitar Fender jag with a silver whammy bar Plug me in turn the knob to the right Flip the switch wait for the fender light Sitting back with this axe in my hand Only me but it sounds like a band Recording at my house for the surf sound Screaming wife and kids in the background It's just a surf rock thing Surf rock thing a surf rock thing And even on Spotify For reasons we can't explain or codify With kids and grown ups Beachfront Vinny D seems to be blown up With fans telling me I need to tour I say I don't know but they say you whore Because you write good songs They go on and on and on and on and on and Tribute bands and imposters Do they steal Well you know I don't squeal Long Island's a country club For oldies bands playing oldies songs yo It's just a surf rock thing Surf rock thing, a surf rock thing It's such a surf rock thing Surf rock thing, a surf rock thing Check it yo check it huh Look at you look at me Yo check it uhh yo Look at you look at me yo yo It's such a surf rock thing A surf rock thing a surf rock thing Uh yo check it yo check it Look at you look at me Yo check it Look at you look at me yo yo Yo, such a surf rock thing Surf rock thing uh uhh-uhh uh Getting back to my surf rock status All the reverb that I kick make the other surfers mad as Moving to a shady situation Knock around guys from the shore contemplating With the tribute band impersonators Rejoice with all the new music haters Saying yo what's this classic rock crap in here Am I a middle aged surfer well surf yeah But without a condo A Civil War buff whose tough whatever yo Just wanna play a small venue And if you don't like surf then be gone with you A rapping surfer am I Almost joined a tribute band But instead I got high On Angels Envy Cannabinoid oil frenzy Uh uh just twang your little thing Move it around and twang your little thing Uh Uh yo It's just a surf rock thing Surf rock thing a surf rock thing It's such a surf rock thing Surf rock thing a surf rock thing Check it yo check it huh Look at you look at me Look at you look at me yo yo It's such a surf rock thing Surf rock thing a surf rock thing Uh yo check it yo check it Look at you look at me Look at you look at me yo yo Look at you look at me Look at you wipe out