The Nightmare in Maui

Order in the Court Here ye, here ye, here ye Step forward, Beachfront Vinny The surf rock fraud charges before me The High Surf Council Association finds you guilty Judge Edward G. Oggen from the H.S.C.A. Sentenced me to live out The rest of my days Surrounded by impersonators and tribute bands too Uh oh, here comes fake Little Richard Tutti Fruiti, wooh The Eagles band with fake Joe Walsh, hey Bases are loaded and Casey's at bat Taking it day by day My own private hell for a surf guy like me Became known in the papers as the Nightmare in Maui Back on Long Island Things got way way worse Black Sabbath tribute bands Rolling up to gigs in a hearse The lead singer though he really was Ozzy O. I want to make it authentic you surf mutha The Van Halen tribute band never had a night off A shirtless bald plumber played David Lee Roth The Beatles tribute bands And the solo fake Sir Paul What say you sir Depends on how you look at it Or at all