What's My Name? (DMX Parody)

BVD See, this is the surf music I be Talkin' about right here JJ You think it's a game You think it's a surfing game Come on What y'all really want What y'all really want What BVD Come on, surf or die What's my name BVD watch too much tv and live Next to NYC One more time Just like that song from Daft Punk but middle aged and from Long Island Stop tribute bands Cause they steal from the Musicians their families and their Fans Here we go again How many times do I have to tell You music purists I have no Friends You still acting up Running around here like an old Guitar string about to get plucked This track won't stop I'm still getting down for whatever Whenever just before 10 o'clock Can't keep it real Now, some of us do but most of us Don't that's just how a surfer feel It's a joke I'm like Denis the Menace Who got old married a dental Hygienist BVD Cause if you want it we got it Come and get it surfer We with it All you gotta do is twang it, baby Surf or die What y'all surfers want What y'all surfers want Cause if you want it we got it Come and get it surfer we with it All you gotta do is set it, baby Surf or die What y'all surfers want What y'all surfers want You steal band names From the Beatles to the eagles These musicians have no shame That's how they do it It's like they almost made new Music but then said nah screw it I'm never going out I loved the pandemic DoorDash I'm in debt and have gout Keto obsessed Cause in a minute my fat jeans Gonna be the only outfit I have Left Avoid gathered masses When I go out I wear a fake nose Spray on hair and dark glasses Surf for life We're gonna twang out the Whammy on this track if it takes all night Stop drop Open up shop Fake surf rock purists screaming That I'm Trop Surf or die That's means I'll tell a surfer bye Bye I gotta hit up chicken drive Through Popeyes BVD Cause if you want it we got it Come and get it surfer We with it All you gotta do is twang it, baby Surf or die What y'all surfers want What y'all surfers want Cause if you want it we got it Come and get it surfer we with it All you gotta do is set it, baby Surf or die What y'all surfers want What y'all surfers want Look at all these music purists Judging like they're jurists because Their music never flourished That's that balderdash I make great choices that is until I Start drinking sour mash I'm not a nice person On this one surf track I got so mad That I almost started cursing I stay silent Then again you're listening to a Guy who found The Wizard of Oz Violent My surf style I'm a funny surfer leave you all Sunny surfer service with a smile Surf guitar Those who know about Reverb Reberb know it's about to get Bizarre That's too late Like when I opened for Frankie Avalon but od'ed on orange Concentrate I've lost my mind I'm a sucker for vinyl records walks On the beach and red wine BVD Cause if you want it we got it Come and get it surfer We with it All you gotta do is twang it, baby Surf or die What y'all surfers want What y'all surfers want Cause if you want it we got it Come and get it surfer we with it All you gotta do is set it, baby Surf or die What y'all surfers want What y'all surfers want