Beer

Beer is good, hoes are bitches Her cooter so rank, now my dick itches She said she came, I don't believe her She suck the pubes off my millimeter I just shit After that, she said wanna f*ck Ass so fat My cousin got a dump truck Horseshoe in my lip, her pussy look like a dick When I had an orgy at my family reunion I stuck it in, it bled like church communion I got hemorrhoids, it hurts to shit Explosion like an asteroid When my cousin fucked me with her strap on My cousin won't suck my dick So I beat her so hard she shit All this shit in my butt I feel it in my gut My dad raped me in the butt Now I can't hold in my shit Damn Joel, you flicked that one huh F*ck, beer is great Yee-haw