Harlan Mountain

Well the razor strap kickin' rooster chicken was out to get me He sharpened his beak and spread his wings and he bit me I laid and I bathed in that bloody snow Well he huffed and puffed his chest and crowed, oh no Mabel's in the kitchen with the ladle and the soup on the stove Mabel's little angel she been cryin' in the cradle alone Well I take and I borrow from their home Well they don't mind and they don't know They left town a year ago Well I send them sorrow when I get low, oh no Let's go down to the whiskey fountain and get a little worse for wear There ain't no trouble on Harlan Mountain Cause there ain't no women up there Well I'm munchin' and I'm crunchin' on a lunch and potato chips Just another pound of blubber on a peanut butter lover's hips Well I know as soon as I turn my back Them high town girls will call me fat Lord knows I don't need no more of that Let's go down to the whiskey fountain and get a little worse for wear There ain't no trouble on Harlan Mountain Cause there ain't no women up there Well I'll listen to a vixen if she's fixin' to be kissin' my lips It's funny how the money isn't nothin' when she's turnin' tricks Well make me a coffee to make it strong She pulled a pistol out and said move along But I didn't listen and we got to kissin' I spilled my coffee on the counter in the kitchen, oh no So we're goin' down Well let's go down to the whiskey fountain and get a little worse for wear There ain't no trouble on Harlan Mountain Cause there ain't no women up there Woo We're gonna go back one more time boys, here we go Well let's go down to the whiskey fountain and get a little worse for wear There ain't no trouble on Harlan Mountain Cause there ain't no women up there