I Can't See Anything I Don’t Like About You

My love is not eternal Falls far as Dante's inferno I am prone to fits of fright, moments of intense neuroticism But when I'm good, good God I'm great Great Scott! My heart does palpitate But you've all heard this all before So I will try and elaborate I am Wirt with the cassette I am Joel, post memory reset I am Clementine with hazel eyes And botched green hair in disrepair I am Ramona's evil exes I am all of her best interests I am everyone and everything All of the time Oh God I'll be I'll bring the nachos to your barbeque The nicotine, and nettles too I exist inside this puzzle We all exist within this room Playing games about our names Signifiers, so hard to change I play along but I'm not here I'm lying face down in your neighbour's pool Soaking in the chlorine Wish to smell so Sunday morning When my friends would all go swimming And I would drown within the shallow end And the kids were all relentless With their teases and their tempers I sleep better on the sofa Please do not take me to the bedroom."