Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas

Beast Reality Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me We on their wish list (yeah), and it's clear to see You ain't had a holiday like this Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D We doing sick shit (yeah) like you wouldn't believe It's a Beast Reality Christmas, baby F*ck a chestnut, I'll be roasting a spliff Baby bend over for your favorite gift I'ma give you my North Pole like you Misses Claus We can decorate the tree with your big red drawers Oh yeah (oh yeah), you know my workshop poppin' If you like toys I got plenty of options Got the champagne flowin' under the mistletoe and the party ain't stoppin' 'til six in the morning Yeah, or maybe like 6:15 Got my eyes so red 'cause I'm smokin' that green (yeah) I'm gettin' hungy, got the munchies so I'm eatin' a treat It's delicious and a great souce of Vitamin C, uh Happy birthday, Jesus Thanks for giving us a reason to party Let's get it started, yeah Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality (oh yeah, yeah) All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me We on their wish list (uh), and it's clear to see You ain't had a holiday like this Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality (yeah, uh) All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D We doing sick shit like you wouldn't believe It's a Beast Reality Christmas, baby (yeah) My Santa Claus dressed like Eddie Murphy in Raw Let me Stuff that turkey, swallow my cranberry sauce Take a ride in the sleigh, puff a Christmas tree Cheetah cheeb a cheeba then he pass it to me (yeah) Left a whole pound of cookies on the plate with a drink Come in my house unannounced my fireplace bring heat All the gifts wrapped up under the tree looking pretty Here's my dick in the box, show me some mistletoe titty Baby, it's cold outside let's go put on some pajamas So we can pack a few bags then go hit the Bahamas You my ho ho ho and I'm your candy cane With my elves and my reindeer doing my thang Beast Reality Happy birthday, Jesus Thanks for giving us a reason to party (it's goin' down) Let's get it started, yeah Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality (come on) All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me We on their wish list (yeah), and it's clear to see You ain't had a holiday like this Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality (ho, ho, ho) All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D We doing sick shit (yeah) like you wouldn't believe It's a Beast Reality Christmas, baby Jingle all the fucking way