White Clawsmas

It's a White Clawsmas And I'm kinda drunk So I'm coming down that chimney to deliver that funk Hit it The only thing I wanna get this Christmas is lit And I have an idea about how I'ma do it I have six small cans that are full of fun juice I'm gonna date them to the dome And then I'm gonna cut loose Black Cherry, that's my flavor It's the greatest one ever And it's clear so it's ok if you get it on your Christmas sweater It's like water, only funner 'Cause it takes you for a ride And it really warms you up when it's cold outside And December gets real brick So it really does the trick Now crack one open and throw it back 'Cause we're getting Christmas lit It's a White Clawsmas And I'm kinda drunk So I'm coming down that chimney to deliver some funk And if you're on the nice list I got something for you And if you're on the naughty list, well I got something for you too Mmm, it's so refreshing to be having this much fun In fact it's time for me to crack open another one I'm like the ghost of Christmas funk but I'm still very much alive In fact you could say thrice as much, 'cause I've got three cans inside Happy Birthday Jesus I'm gonna throw it down in your name Hey, can you turn water into Claw, 'cause if you can that's pretty great Either way I'm gonna celebrate You throw the best party of the year Now Santa Claus, can you hold me down, and bring another Claw over here? It's a White Clawsmas And I'm kinda drunk So I'm coming down that chimney to deliver some funk And if you're on the nice list I got something for you And if you're on the naughty list I got something for you too It's a White Clawsmas And I'm kinda drunk So I'm coming down that chimney to deliver some funk And if you're on the nice list I got something for you And if you're on the naughty list I got something for you too Take it