Constipation Blues

I'm sittin' on the throne All alone Oh Lord But no matter how I strain I just can't unload My bowels are locked It's a terrible zone I got the constipation blues I can't find my way home I've tried all the tricks Drank all the prune juice But my digestive system It's just too damn obtuse Every fart is a false alarm It's just a cruel ruse I got the constipation blues I'm payin' my dues Oh Lord Won't you hear my prayer? I need a miracle I'm in deep despair I'm stuck on this porcelain throne It's just not fair I got the constipation blues Lord Answer my prayer